overheard at the dominos I work at:
"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."
"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"
how to spot a fuckboy:
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person