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Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday answered:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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eliosu:

professional interrogation with inappropriate use of Mcdonald.

eliosu:

professional interrogation with inappropriate use of Mcdonald.

roachpatrol:

pipistrellus:

#is this an erotic slash fan fiction

this is definitely an erotic slash fanfiction

roachpatrol:

pipistrellus:

this is definitely an erotic slash fanfiction

transboyscout:

spy is constantly fed up with everyone and everything: the comic edition

skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

mattgoldey:

This is actually super cute. I may have to re-think my whole no-new-52 policy.

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

Anonymous

fuckboy symptoms:

how to spot a fuckboy:

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

littleshrekthings:

This account is tweeting the whole shrek movie script so grab your friend’s phone and set them up for notifications

littleshrekthings:

This account is tweeting the whole shrek movie script so grab your friend’s phone and set them up for notifications

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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chocolate-time-machine:

boop beep boop polygonal merc heads