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Anonymous asked:

one time I was at work (a convenience store) this guy asked to use our bathroom. he started to head for it once I gave him the keys and he asked if he could have a magazine to read. but none of the regular magazines were good enough, he only wanted semi-pornographic ones. as fucked up as it seems, I gave them to him because he seemed old and feeble and I was really tired so fuck it, I guess. later it turns out the guy died while jerkin it from a heart attack. The worst part is I wasn't even supp

nosdrinker answered:

I think tumblr ate the second part of this message but this is so wild it doesn’t even matter

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shitpeoplesayintf2:

trade servers are a whole new division

shitpeoplesayintf2:

trade servers are a whole new division

one time I was at work (a convenience store) this guy asked to use our bathroom. he started to head for it once I gave him the keys and he asked if he could have a magazine to read. but none of the regular magazines were good enough, he only wanted semi-pornographic ones. as fucked up as it seems, I gave them to him because he seemed old and feeble and I was really tired so fuck it, I guess. later it turns out the guy died while jerkin it from a heart attack. The worst part is I wasn't even supp

Anonymous

I think tumblr ate the second part of this message but this is so wild it doesn’t even matter

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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contraception:

when ur best friend is sad

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drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

oozyart:

OK so no one ever responded to my post, there’s two of the 5th one, $6 each, not including shipping message me if interested.

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

oh my god when i say no to people they get so mad

stop 

i went on voice chat and got called a little boy BYE

ruinedchildhood:

Exclusive footage of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fighting. 

ruinedchildhood:

Exclusive footage of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fighting.